starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

milkti:

pyreclaws:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

theatrical:

your girlfriend outta town in New York City, Florida for her 22nd birthday and ha little sister show up on yours doorstop 2am with 2 $5 boxes from Popeyes she just turned 25 and graduated from icdc college yall been married for 10 years and you been 23 for 13 months, your dad sleeping over cos your mom caught him cheating with your aunty in law but things ain’t been going right lately anyways, it’s Late May and the chicken is getting cold, what you doing?

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

manapua:

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

melongorl:

age of consent is not a good argument to justify predatory behavior towards young people like! just because its legal doesnt mean what you are doing is right. when you are an adult literally plotting on a child waiting for them to hit the age of consent whever u live u are still disgusting ……

lorellaigilmore:

i’m the best kind of girlfriend bc i love both dogs and cats… we can have both 

geekasaur:

fuck it up edith anne!

firefly20ffm:

jasonptodd:

the marvel wiki has a page for pansexual characters and 4/5 of the characters are deadpool

#four out of five pansexuals are actually deadpool in disguise

shenanigism:

shenanigism:

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then